I jst love the queen
I can say that again and again
Put it up on facebook also
yeah i sure shall
so that more people read it..
3:47 PM would you like to be identified by name or should i keep u anonymous?
chandreshn: Name name
me: u know you can wait for my friends to devise a plan on arranging your meeting with the princesses and then we can reveal the mystery man trying for Eugenie
I think thats her name
me: the second one is too young..
you know who im talking about right?
3:48 PM what was the mother's name?
chandreshn: That dutchess of york?
me: the happy slutty woman? ahhh sarah fergusson right?
chandreshn: Who is now a us tv celeb?
me: beatrice and eugenie
yeah those are the names
chandreshn: U described her well
me: ta daaaaa
hehehe, yeah the tabloids here are free and so trashy
3:49 PM they make an art out of trashy writing
chandreshn: Eugenie now speaks tamil!
Headline in the Sun
me: everytime i go to brighton i pick some up
hahaha..yeah and it all points to the stars leading her to u
chandreshn: Who's that mystery man
Debate on ITN
3:50 PM me: on bbc question time?
chandreshn: Imagine my relatives in trichy being mobbed
3:51 PM me: super...imagine dhanya rajendran doing a live outside the trichy house of ur relatives
maybe a mama or ur thatha itself
chandreshn: Ha ha ha
me: man, i tell u we have the next mills and boon love story
The Sun buys marriage photo rights
me: and we shall peg u as the descendant of the local dewan of tiruchirappally
3:52 PM yeahhhh where u wear a veshti ( I'm referring to the wedding that the Sun will want photo rights of)
chandreshn: Ha ha ha ha
me: and she sits on prince andrew's lap and is in a chela ( thats the typical Tam Bram 9-yard sari)
chandreshn: Ha ha ha
me: isnt that what its called?
3:53 PM chandreshn: Yes
me: this is going to be soooooo much fun
chandreshn: Then I am giving the trophy at wimbledon
That's another dream
chandreshn: Where that moron holds the ball girl's hand for so long
As if he has never seen one before
me: yeah man, imagine kuzhnetsovas and the ivanovas of the world curtseying before you
3:54 PM chandreshn: I will insist on speaking on tamil like raj( Read: Reference to Raj Thackeray's Marathi fetish)
3:57 PM ok...so we have our storyline done..and with your permission its going on the blog
and as per ur request on fb too
3:58 PM have been itching to write something funny and this conversation is the perfect material
4:01 PM chandreshn: Chal I will catch you later
Have to watch arnab now So now Chandresh and Deeps have a royal plan...now for plotting the plan of action...Does anyone know anyone in the royal family or a butler or a valet or a driver...Just about anyone who can get an intro of a nice single-ready-to-mingle Tam Bram boy to the British Princesses? If there is then we have the perfect story line for the Love Story of the century - followed by the Marriage of the Millennium ready...One protagonist is waiting...the hunt for the Princess..thats all that's left!!!!